Well, it’s about 9:00pm and after studying all weekend, I’ve come to realize a few things…
1) I have NO idea if I’m even studying the right material
2) I don’t think I understand a frikkin’ word of what I’ve read, anyway
3) It doesn’t matter how much more I study, I’m still going to fail tomorrow’s test
4) Cashews are good.
Now, if you’re like me on this Sunday night at 9:00pm, the most important thing on that list is #4.
Wait… do you hear that? Shhhh… listen closely…
That’s the sound of impending doom comin’ for me.