That Little Voice…

Another Saturday night for Tommy Tom Tom, and another night of workin’ on my care plan. Yes, that is what I have decided to do tonight, despite a most generous offer to go out and party like it’s 1999. I’m a dork, I’ll admit it.

"Don't worry... your care plan looks AWESOME! Go play Xbox!"

But man ALIVE I want an “A” on this next care plan! I made so many idiotic errors on the last one that I wish I could go back in time, sneak up behind me whilst I worked on the care plan, and then do nothing because well, I need to learn my lesson. Professor Gilmore was kind enough to go over the finer points with me… and believe me when I say I made some stupid mistakes.

It won’t happen again because THIS time, it’s personal.

Oh… before I forget… last night, I had my first hamburger in a year, I think. The reason why I say, “I think,” is because I really can’t remember the last time I had a burger. I’ve been on this ultimate-healthy-diet kick and it hasn’t left much room for anything. Let me tell you… I enjoyed the burger IMMENSELY.

And when I say, “IMMENSELY,” I mean that I wolfed that sucker down quicker than scat… I ate it so fast that the parents at the table to the right covered their kids’ eyes as the people at the table on the left filmed my chowdown with their cell phone. Be sure to look for it on YouTube. The burger was so good, I could’ve eaten another in the same amount of time. The only thing stopping me was this little voice in my head saying, “DON’T DO IT, MAN!!!!!”

I hope that little voice is with me tonight when I decide to half-ass a section:

“Hmmm… the professor is asking for two nursing diagnoses, but I think one will do!”

“Hmmmm… the professor wants the patho for the admitting AND secondary diagnoses… but I think just the one on the admitting diagnosis will do!”

“Hmmmmmmmmmmm… the professor wants three goals, but I don’t think she really meant it.”

*AHEM* Hello?  Little voice? Where are you?????

“Oh! Sorry. I’m here. Uhh… yeah, go for it! Sounds good to me! Aces!”

Sir, you SUCK.


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